Browser History (Circa 2010)

One of my guiding principles in life is to be inoffensive, but hard to offend. Some of these videos are already offensive by modern standards; some were offensive or problematic when they were released, though I was largely ignorant to it at the time; nonetheless they are reflective of the humor I was raised with, and I find it interesting to reflect on that now and again. So take a trip down memory lane with me, and see what still makes you laugh, and what makes you cringe.

“It’s not about the nail!”
“Somebody will come.”
“Given THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, the spider didn’t build a web, it built a hammock…”
“I’m just on my phone…”
“These are Brussels sprouts. They are nature’s turd. They taste like tiny turds.”
“Consummate v’s!”

Kids’ Book and Techno are also family favorites
“You’ll be so fast, Mother Nature will be like “”slow down””…”
“I am le tired…”
Some of these have not aged as well as others…

The Tetris God is also a great College Humor video.

“I’m becoming trapped in the balloon! Oh, I hate this.”
“No. He’s not insane. I’ve got the same coffee table at home.”
This one is so much more brutal than I remember it to be.
“Leeeeerrrrroooooyyyyyyyyyy Jeeeennnkins!”
Whenever I have a selection of drinks in my fridge I think of this video. The best part is that I used to love those blue Kool-Aids and freeze pops, ice cream sandwiches, Eggo Waffles, and snacks.
“She wasn’t ready!”

Source Unknown: I’d rather have some snot on my upper lip than see Elvis in my refrigerator!