Mom’s Meatloaf

“Ma! The meatloaf. Fuck.” Wedding Crashers (2005)

Meatloaf Ingredients:

• 1 pound of ground beef (ideally Force of Nature’s Ancestral Blend)
• 3/4 pounds of ground pork
• 1 yellow onion
• 3 sticks of organic celery
• 2 carrots
• 1 bunch of organic parsley
• 1/4 cup of breadcrumbs
• 2 eggs
• 2 tablespoons of ketchup 
• 1 tablespoon of mustard
• 1 teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce

Cheesy Cauliflower Ingredients:

• 1 head of cauliflower
• 1 bag of shredded cheddar cheese 
• 3/4 of a cup of heavy whipping cream
• 1 lemon
• Nutmeg
• Salt

Meatloaf Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 375
2. Combine
3. Bake at 375 for an hour (or until cooked through)

Cauliflower Directions:

1. Squeeze the lemon over the cauliflower
2. Sprinkle salt and nutmeg over the cauliflower
3. Steam cauliflower 

Cheese Sauce Directions:

1. Mix cheese and cream together in a pot over medium heat
2. Stir until uniform constancy achieved